Roberto Ferri: “Il Canto Della Vergine (The Song of the Virgin)” (Detail), Oil on Canvas, 2015

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

The Partisan | Leonard Cohen
Aries: my professor is a big bitch im gonna drop the class im sick of this
Taurus: yeah college is going great! *has skipped 60% of all classes and gets drunk every weekend*
Gemini: yeah whatever fam, sometimes it just be like that
Cancer: any1 else hate the way that everything tastes
Leo: the RA says we can’t smoke in the dorm but I did it yesterday and nothing happened so
Virgo: I was talking to this guy, but he ghosted me and this other guy asked for my number so im really hopeful about this one
Libra: I ❤️ my city, this is the best place I’ve EVER been, I wish I could stay here year round because this is where im MEANT TO BE
Scorpio: *sits in their room watching Netflix and eating Pringles at all times*
Sagittarius: the choir just invited me to join them so I said yes and it counts as 1 credit hour so basically its worth it
Capricorn: I wish I was back home with my old friends :(
Aquarius: i HAVE to study every single day or else im going to fail the class and my life will be over
Pisces: im only taking 8 credits so that I can start slow, if I graduate in 5 years then everything is okay